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$ Funny Full Forms $

praveshkamat — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:59:16 +0000

Funny full forms of Big Companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and
Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

21.PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

MBA v/s BE

praveshkamat — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:15:32 +0000

MBA Vs BE Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. ” look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?”

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.

Check out her Ass Man

praveshkamat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:34:50 +0000

Pappaji .. Control.. Aap ki bahu hai …

praveshkamat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:24:30 +0000

Appraisal !!

praveshkamat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:12:31 +0000